Well, hello, there, spambot. Here to trash my site, huh?
What's that? You say you like the format? You want me to buy Viagra?
Hold on, now. You're telling me you're a human? Like I haven't heard that one before.
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You don't say. Sanchez put his patch here, of all places?
I still don't think I can trust you. Before you can get this so-called 'patch', you'll need to get through my gauntlet.
Your first task: solve this captcha. Good luck, spambot.
Okay! Not bad!
But I'm not totally convinced. Any spambot off the street could have guessed that without the image.
Webmaster Wilson's second test:
The following statement is true.
Wow. You managed to type it out without going into an infinite loop. Either you're an average human or a dumb robot.
Also, you sat through comic sans and papyrus? Without any complaints?
You're not really helping your own case here, spambot.
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Your last test awaits.
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What color was George Washington's white horse?
(Go ahead, take your time - you've made it this far. Google's there if you need it.)
...Well, I'll be. I have been bested. Well done.
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I suppose this download link is what you've been looking for? Take it, and never darken my door again.
http://www.drfishbowl.com/patch
Godspeed.
